"Make up your mind! We don't have all day!"
Speedy Decision Maker Gifts
Looking for a gift for someone who makes decisions in the blink of an eye? Our collection of products for the speedy decision maker highlights their quick thinking with humorous and clever designs. These gifts are ideal for creatives who love to act fast and wear their decisiveness with pride, making every purchase a fun way to recognize their swift judgment and sharp instincts.
"Can I savor this for a few moments? The ball's never been in my court before!"
How leaders fail
'We're making progress. I just got a firm 'maybe'.'
'I am willing to concede that the company has been underperforming of late...'
'All those in favor of having anchovies on our pizza will signify by saying aye.'
Introducing... The Everything Else Morning-After Pill!
Career Choices
Desk Boxes: 'In', 'Out', 'Could Go Either Way'.
Stop saying 'You're the boss' I KNOW I'm the boss!
'OK, let's see who's going to be the pack horse today: Heads or tails?'
"Who's ready to see what's going to happen in the fourth quarter?"
'Then it's settled. We'll make 7 million with blue handles, 5 million with red handles, 4 million with purple handles and 2 million with green handles.'
"Quick, let's make the decision before everyone else shows up!"
Traffic Management Strategic Group
"There's only one thing I hate more than a 'yes man', and that's a 'no man'!"
'I think I'm decisive. Can I get back to you on that?'
Election 2020
Medical student overdrafts...careers in the law.
'Sometimes I wish I had never sold my camels!'
'Worker or Soldier: Is that all you can suggest? Not much of a choice is there!...'
What's your most popular drink? Why do you want to know? Why base your order on what other people are buying? Don't be a follower. Be your own man. If you're unfamiliar with a drink, ask what's in it and decide for yourself whether that sounds good. Or better yet, live a little. Take a risk. Choose a drink you've never had at random and see where it takes you. You only have one life. Don't live it following in the footsteps of other people. That's kind of harsh. No, it's the name of the drink.
Businessman has in/out boxes labeled: Stay The Course and Cut And Run.
"Two roads diverged in a wood and I... I... I..."
'Harrison will make the hard decisions and Dunwoody will rationalize them.'
'All those in favour of my new proposal say aye. Those against, also say aye.'
Wiseguys/Smartasses/Eggheads/Smarty Pants
Career Suicide
Doubt or Certainy
"All those in favor Retweet."
"There are some specific issues concerning landing yet to be resolved but we're making good progress."
"Eeny, meeny, miney, mo.."
"Do you know why you never made VP? Indecisiveness. You're still indecisive!"
'Do I use the slide or the merry-go-round? I haven't even touched the swings. I don't know. I DON'T KNOW.'
'Investors Chronicle' "How do I know whether to buy it or not?"
Speedy Decision Maker Gifts Collection
Speedy Decision Maker Mugs
Explore our mugs collection for fun, clever designs that celebrate the quick decision maker's sharp wit and fast choices.
Speedy Decision Maker Pillows
Discover pillows that bring humor and personality into any space, celebrating the keen and speedy decision maker's vibrant spirit.
Speedy Decision Maker Prints
Browse our prints collection to add a playful, inspiring touch to their environment, celebrating rapid-fire decision-making and clever humor.
Speedy Decision Maker T-Shirts
Find the perfect T-shirt that showcases their quick thinking with humorous and stylish designs that speak to their decisive personality.