Speedboats Gifts

Water skier sees steep hill sign.

Remote control pirate bully

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

Faster, Georges, faster!

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

Captain in a storm

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

"Mind the whale, dear."

Build a Raft

"My family has been fishing these waters for nearly 40 years. . ."

"The hyenas started it."

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

"Do you mind?"

'Are we there yet?'

A vampire in a canoe.

Halfway across the Hudson River Billy Joe realized he wasn't going to Elvis Island.

Tunnel of Love/Lover's Leap.

Fish hunting for men.

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

Fishing with God

Boat wedding.

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

'So who needs sonar?!'

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

'Luxury cruise you said!'

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'