Speedboat Sprinter Prints

'At least the bigger prop gives us more thrust.'

A smiling cyclist

"This guy's a terrific defensive lineman. I once saw him chase down a quakerback for nearly 40 yards before sacking him. It was in a shopping mall, but still..."

"Take these. They'll help bring you up to speed."

'Whenever he stares out the window like that I know he's about to go into a gardening frenzy.'

Runner's High, Runner's Low

T-Rex Racing: A Short-Lived Sport

Water skier sees steep hill sign.

'Even though I can swim fast, can stay under water for a long time and come equipped with sonar, this is a lot more fun. Thanks for letting me take it for a ride.'

"What about your precious opposable thumbs now?"

Cheetah in at the start of a race, thinking: 'Why do I have to keep proving myself?'

'I try to help when I can.'

"When it came to running, Kevin was second to none."

Hydrofoil wing boat.

'I ran the mile in two minutes. I took a short cut.'

'...and whose theroy was it that a bigger propeller would give us more thrust?'

Overcoming the obstacles of the Internet

Little girl running alongside athlete asking for autograph.

'Spinout!'

Motorbike

Disraeli's Victory of 1874 Aided by Publicans

Fish chopped by hydrofoil

'I can't find my keys!'

"Come in six, your numbers up!"

Your new faster sleeker post office!

Huge, steroid taking sprinter.

'I think it's ridiculous! There hasn't been a flood in this area for fifty years!'

'Watch out!'

'She's in training for the Olympics. The 100 metre sprint to the checkout.'

"Well technically, I suppose, until it's caught the animal being chased by the cheetah is the fastest land animal."