Speed Skating T-Shirts

Speed Skating.

Speed skater.

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

'I guess every team needs a creative renegade.'

Night of the Zombonies.

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

"I’ll give you an ‘Inconvenient Truth’!"

'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

Lemniskate

Ice skater

Panettone

A smiling cyclist

'I know I'm still in the Juniors, but I already need a therapist.'

"I go that extra mile!"

'Fixed the leg on the telly yet?'

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

"Jones, do you know you are 'just skating by'?"

Ice Skater

'God's speed.'

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

'The kids want a new motto: instead of 'slow but sure' they've come up with 'fast and funky'.'

'YOU are fed up with it . . . How do you think I feel?'

Yeah, I've been driving in circles for an hour looking for a place to park. Zamboni.

"Rockefeller Center."

Rollerblader wears a cast and has wheels on crutches

"Miriam keeps me young."

"When you promised me 'a set of wheels', I assumed a company car."

Snow is falling...

'I'll say this for you young Thoreu - he certainly does make good use of his pond.'

It's all gravy.

Kids with skates waiting for the ice to grow.

"But I wasn't running in the hall."

Where the Deer and the Antelope Play...