Information Super Highway. Speed Limit, 5,000,000,000 bytes per second. Enforced by radar.
Speed Junkie Prints
Decorate their space with energetic and humorous art prints celebrating speed. Vibrant, creative, and fun, these prints are sure to inspire adrenaline and smiles alike.
"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."
"Could you please focus on the objective of this meeting, Tom... you can get back to your 300 followers later."
"I've got a bad feeling about this."
"Eat me"
"Siri, find oxygen."
"C'mon, time to get up and stare at your devices all day."
"I've just been reincarnated, anyone here know what iphone we're up to?"
'I love to see you all so busy!'
Tiny jazz musicians play large drum and bass.
"You can get good cards but still have terrible luck."
"It's the new self-driving model."
"These kids and their shellfies..."
New hyper-realistic Star Trek
"My self-driving car is wintering in Florida."
Four Stages of Communication: Tell, Bell, Cell, Hell.
Cheerleaders
I'd rather be phishing.
Some days Ted's head would get stuck for hours.
Ant holds up the word 'TRIUMPH'.
'Aghh! I've been visited by the Russian mafia.'
'So, were we entertained tonight, or just bludgeoned into submission?'
'No enemies, Miss, could you give men a list of his friends?'
"Mom's left her phone here. We'll have to walk to the kitchen to tell her to get us dinner."
"Let's give those new bulbs a try."
"We're too late - the zombie apocalypse has beaten us to this planet."
The horses are off and "Movie Star" take the lead. Here comes "Freight Train" on the rail. Around the bend and down the stretch "Yoge Pose" takes the lead. It might be "Short Circuit" at the wire. No! The winner is "Selfie" in a photo finish!
"Well? How was your first bungee jump?"
"Memory? It has too much memory. Still holds a grudge."
"Scan it for signs of life."
"I don't know why you have to upgrade your mobile every five minutes."
May 2004: Crack of 4:00 AM / May 2020: Crack of 4:00 PM
'He's had too much exposure to wi-fi.'
'This watch goes up to fifty-nine seconds a minute!'
'After dinner, he left his Blackberry in the restaurant, the fool.'
Speed Junkie Prints Collection
Speed Junkie Mugs
Check out our collection of speed-themed mugs to start the day with a rush of humor and adrenaline-laden designs perfect for speed junkies.
Speed Junkie Pillows
Discover our playful speed junkie pillows, perfect for adding energetic and fun vibes to any living space or bedroom.
Speed Junkie T-Shirts
Explore our lively array of t-shirts designed for speed enthusiasts who love to wear their passion boldly and humorously.