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The tortoise and the Harley.

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

"I need to tinkle."

The rocket powered skiier

The Fast Lane.

Under pressure.

A day at the transgenic races

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

"I don't know about you, but I'm ready to take this marriage full-throttle."

'You don't have a license and registration, do you?'

Wow. Totaled. Teen Test Dummy.

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

'Do you know how fast you were going?'

Route 666

'If mum's not around, amber means...pedal to the metal, baby!'

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

'Top of the line sport shoes: They've improved my top speed by 0.5 kmh...'

'It says it works so fast, it's accumulated seven thousand years of vacation with pay.'

Living with Ulrich, such an adrenaline high.

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

'God's speed.'

Cheesie Rider

"He's bought himself a red sport car, so I can't ride with him anymore: somehow, he says an old dog would be cramping his style..."

Tractor Racing

Lady to man in netted car: 'Stinkin' speed trap.'

Safe Driving.

Smile

'The kids want a new motto: instead of 'slow but sure' they've come up with 'fast and funky'.'

Dairy Devil

Steep learning curve ahead.

Id/Ego/Superego.

"Perfect."

'I thought forty is the new thirty.'

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."