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Long Speech Alarm at Company Dinner

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."

Sheep Ledger

'I do need your bed, Mr. Davies, for me, I'm shattered after working twenty-six hours non stop.'

Alarmistclock

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

"The meeting was canceled after an outbreak of contagious yawning!"

'All right. I'll count sheep, but I thought we were cattlemen.'

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

'Sleep on your face again, Phil?'

"He's never up before eleven."

'Because it'll put you to sleep. That's why I'm reading you the third quarter report.'

"I forgot to turn on the alarm." "It's all right, Peedy is there."

"First, go fix your head. You've got Hibernation Head."

'I'm pretty sleepy tonight, Dad - could we just skip ahead to the chase scene?'

'Insomniacs anonymous.'

Sleepwalking to work.

I am coffee and I need more coffee

Young girl asks young boy what time he wakes in the morning

"I'm going."

'I'd love you to come round, Samantha - but I'm sipping my cocoa all ready for sleepy bo-bos.'

Early Night Club

'This may be the first day of the rest of my life, but I've decided to wait for the second day.'

"You're just run down."

Actually, the Sandman's little brother, 'Boulder Boy' could get people asleep a whole lot quicker.

'Hello, front desk? I'd like to leave a March wake-up call.'

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"Are you ready for the working breakfast?"

'Gravity wins - again.'