"I'd like to welcome you all to the procrastinators club. I move we defer the reading of the minutes of the last meeting until our next meeting...which has been postponed!"
Speech Slacker Mugs
Start their day with a humorous mug that gently pokes fun at being a speech slacker—perfect for anyone who appreciates wit and needs a little encouragement in the mornings.
Ban on Free Speech
'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'
Dialogue
"Kindergarten, first grade,second grade, third grade...when do we get to retire?"
"I didn't come all this way to do work."
The theory that ‘Time is Relative' came to the professor during a Decelerated Math Class.
'At least I don't have his life.'
"I enjoy the one day of the school year...that I didn't forget to do my homework."
'Jenkins, about these coffee breaks of yours...'
'If anyone's still interested, the definition of entropy is ^,'
Censorship is killing free society.
The Sedentary Dead.
Intermediate Slouching.
"It took years of hard work to get my colleagues to expect nothing from me."
Under zealous: ZZZZZZ!
"Won't your boss miss you?"
Who...what...why...when...where...whatever...
"Actually, turns out my entire life can take place at 10%."
You're not a team player, Peters - and I think we can all agree that's a good thing. Beer.
Performance anxiety lessons, the more you practice something.
"What are we doing today?"
Why are you texting instead of working?
Lincoln's Gettysburg URL Address
Man in office watching TV instead of a computer monitor.
Scaffolding team watching TV.
"Stop doggin' it!"
"Wow! Nice job on that display, Baldo! Just don't tell the boss. He'll make you do more."
'I'm on a great career path that never leaves my apartment.'
Could I have a minute of your valuable time, Parker?
He had an accident at work-an idea struck him.
'Out to Hunch.'
'You know sooner or later they'll notice you've replaced your monitor with a portable TV.'
'I know but I have to consider him irreplaceable until I figure out what he does around here.'
'You wanted to see me when I woke up?'
Speech Slacker Mugs Collection
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