Speech Gaffe Collector Pillows

'Oh no! Burning Bushisms.'

"You're fired."

"Bond James, Bond."

"Don't get the wrong idea about those years in a mental institution. I was employed there."

"It was romantic during dinner, but now it's getting kind of creepy."

The awkwardness of one's first officeplace fist-bump.

"Let me through, please. I know what the letters C.P.R. stand for."

"I've put every one of those vital master copies through here, and it took ages. Where do the copies come out?"

"I owe all my success to the psychiatrist who gave me the word GREED as my mantra!"

'It has everything... I love it!'

"Monsieur has just ordered a vasectomy..."

"I dooon't know this sooonngg. I'm just heeeere with my daaaaaughter and her frieeeends."

'Charles Darwin explains how he came up with the phrase 'Well I'll be a monkey's uncle'.'

"I have a yes man, a fist bump man, and a can-I-get-an-Amen man."

"How embarrassing, I'm literally glued to the television."

Waiting For Superman

"I detect an accent – money?"

"Not wearing deodorant is not what I meant by 'respect the local customs'"

'I wish you wouldn't keep saying 'It's all starting to add up'!'

"Well...this meeting is about...ummhh...structure and...ummhhh...preparation. Well...ummhh...at least I think so..."

"Museum of Over-Used Phrases"

"You told me to mingle, so I have been mingling."

Robert the Brucie.

"‘How is everything?’ Well, I don’t think everything is going very well … but my pasta is excellent, thank you."

"Are you regular?" "Every morning at 6AM." "That's good." "But I don't wake up until 7."

'This is serious. I think our area of expertise lacks a buzzword.'

Captain Pointy No.63 - Smugen Durgen Ray Gun Vest

"Call a meeting, Miss Pendleton. I want to hear some Corporate Creole."

Psychobabble.

"It's the best thing since bread torn into little pieces."

'I'm Barack Obama and I approve this message.'

'Would you like to come over to my place and see a video of my first marriage?'