Speech Gaffe Collector Mugs

'Oh no! Burning Bushisms.'

"You're fired."

"Bond James, Bond."

"Don't get the wrong idea about those years in a mental institution. I was employed there."

"It was romantic during dinner, but now it's getting kind of creepy."

Coffee. The phrase "where everybody knows your name" used to sound warm and friendly. Now, with all our personal information exposed online, it sounds scary!

The awkwardness of one's first officeplace fist-bump.

"Let me through, please. I know what the letters C.P.R. stand for."

"I've put every one of those vital master copies through here, and it took ages. Where do the copies come out?"

"I owe all my success to the psychiatrist who gave me the word GREED as my mantra!"

'It has everything... I love it!'

"Monsieur has just ordered a vasectomy..."

"I detect an accent – money?"

'Charles Darwin explains how he came up with the phrase 'Well I'll be a monkey's uncle'.'

Waiting For Superman

"I dooon't know this sooonngg. I'm just heeeere with my daaaaaughter and her frieeeends."

"I have a yes man, a fist bump man, and a can-I-get-an-Amen man."

"How embarrassing, I'm literally glued to the television."

"Not wearing deodorant is not what I meant by 'respect the local customs'"

"Well...this meeting is about...ummhh...structure and...ummhhh...preparation. Well...ummhh...at least I think so..."

'I wish you wouldn't keep saying 'It's all starting to add up'!'

"Are you regular?" "Every morning at 6AM." "That's good." "But I don't wake up until 7."

"Museum of Over-Used Phrases"

Robert the Brucie.

"‘How is everything?’ Well, I don’t think everything is going very well … but my pasta is excellent, thank you."

Grasslands Preserve. I understand it's difficult to domesticate buffalo. Yes --- they can be seen but not herded.

Psychobabble.

"Call a meeting, Miss Pendleton. I want to hear some Corporate Creole."

375. You'd think so, but "I've got it!" doesn't really count as a catchphrase.

Captain Pointy No.63 - Smugen Durgen Ray Gun Vest

Athletes today strive to build their own brand. That receiver needs to catch that pass and have a catchphrase.

"You told me to mingle, so I have been mingling."

'This is serious. I think our area of expertise lacks a buzzword.'

"It's the best thing since bread torn into little pieces."

'I'm Barack Obama and I approve this message.'