Speech Deliverer Pillows

Before graduating, students at Flegburn High were required to read their diplomas out loud.

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?"

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

"Excellent, excellent. A fine blend of truths, half-truths, and blatant falsehoods."

"...and before you embark upon life's journey, could one of you help me with my laptop?"

Political convention

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

"As this is a civil ceremony, I'd rather you took the vows without swearing."

'So much for your new Satnav!'

"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

We need a Europe of U-turns.

'Look dear, he's writing political speeches.'

Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

Food deliverer's baby.

Information...political rhetoric

'I won't lower myself to the level of my opponent.'

"And lastly, for my infinite perseverance, self-control and fortitude, I'd like to thank the Internet trolls."

"Who ordered a pizza?"

French Early Bird

"It is now that moment when a close family member tries to speak of the deceased without choking up."

Exit Next Left

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

'Yes, it's a stupid speech, Senator, but you've got to court the stupid VOTE.'

Santa called but you were out!

"But I won't bore you with the all too familiar story of a dictator's rise to absolute power,"

'Everyone distrusts spin. . . so let's go back to old-fashioned lying.'

'Hurry up: We've sprung a leak!'

'Mr. President, I have a question, where's the mens' room?'

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."