Spectacle Humor Lover Pillows

Hard-of-hearing football referee getting abuse about his eyesight.

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"Bond James, Bond."

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

Larry's used art

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

Grace For Flies

Showbiz Awards

"I don't think you're getting enough stress."

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

"I spilled a red dot of paint, so I painted the whole room so you wouldn't notice it."

Director/Action Man toy.

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.'

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

"Why do they do that?"

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

'She's a very protectice mother!' - Lifeguard at Christening/Baptism.