Specimen Hunter Gifts

The Specimen Hunter

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

"I will give you the specimen some other time!"

' Get ready to make a wish.'

Devil's Tower Park. Ernie, this nice ranger has offered to show us the basement gift shop.

'Aloha! On behalf of the tourist board may I thank you for visiting our remote and mysterious island - Have a nice day!'

"Let's go on vacation, get disappointed, complain about prices, read terrible novels, buy trashy souvenirs, miss the dog and look forward to coming home."

Lyme Disease Research Lab

'I could have sworn I put those moon rocks in my pocket...'

When you said you were going to find your ancestors I thought you meant on the INTERNET!

'Gee, these are great, are they dishwasher proof?'

"I'm trying to find a new element."

"She said they were going out back to look for dinosaurs."

"Can DNA testing really prove that George Washington was the 'Father if our Country'?"

Shoppers

A sign outside the "Museum of Modern Gift Items" reads "T-shirts of the Masters Sale".

"You gotta love this city, right?"

"Stop following me! Go discover a crater or something."

"You must stop digging up the past."

The Wonder Of It All

'Millers said they travelled through Europe? Nonsense! All of their souvenirs have little tags reading 'Made in China'!'

Genealogy Service. Family Trees Traced. I discovered that not only are you heir to an unclaimed family fortune, but I'm your long lost brother Wally!

'I've repacked this so you have room for souvenirs.'

After spending months researching his family tree, Mr Henshaw could think of little else.

'Quick,quick! Help! Umbrella stand bandits!'

'Marie and Pierre Curie began with several tons of pitchblende...'

'That's typical of Nigel - endangered specimens come first!'

'I wish you'd stop looking for specimens just once Arnold and admire the view!'

'Do you have one called Job?'

'This is the museum's vault of 'Mislaid Masterpieces' which we 'come across quite by chance' from time to time.'

Meat. No, I have no idea what the heck you just shoved in your mouth, I'm giving away toothpicks. Free samples.

Fossil Frustrations

Dinosaur Wishbone