Specimen Hunter Gifts

The Specimen Hunter

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

"I will give you the specimen some other time!"

' Get ready to make a wish.'

'Aloha! On behalf of the tourist board may I thank you for visiting our remote and mysterious island - Have a nice day!'

Lyme Disease Research Lab

"Let's go on vacation, get disappointed, complain about prices, read terrible novels, buy trashy souvenirs, miss the dog and look forward to coming home."

'I could have sworn I put those moon rocks in my pocket...'

When you said you were going to find your ancestors I thought you meant on the INTERNET!

'Gee, these are great, are they dishwasher proof?'

Shoppers

A sign outside the "Museum of Modern Gift Items" reads "T-shirts of the Masters Sale".

"She said they were going out back to look for dinosaurs."

"I'm trying to find a new element."

"Can DNA testing really prove that George Washington was the 'Father if our Country'?"

"You gotta love this city, right?"

"Stop following me! Go discover a crater or something."

After spending months researching his family tree, Mr Henshaw could think of little else.

The Wonder Of It All

"You must stop digging up the past."

'Millers said they travelled through Europe? Nonsense! All of their souvenirs have little tags reading 'Made in China'!'

'I've repacked this so you have room for souvenirs.'

'Quick,quick! Help! Umbrella stand bandits!'

'Marie and Pierre Curie began with several tons of pitchblende...'

'That's typical of Nigel - endangered specimens come first!'

'I wish you'd stop looking for specimens just once Arnold and admire the view!'

Boot Hill: 2nd Fastest Gun In The West RIP

'Do you have one called Job?'

Dinosaur Wishbone

'This is the museum's vault of 'Mislaid Masterpieces' which we 'come across quite by chance' from time to time.'

Fossil Frustrations