Specification Savant Mugs

'Console 3GMEGA3D plus 3K+SUPERAUDIO USB 35,000.000 MGB...'

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

"There's more inside."

Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving

Binge Watch

"Forget the allowance - I need a benefactor!"

Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.

"So we've managed to consolidate all our multinational 24 hour hotline support centres down to one Single Point of Contact... and here he is."

'I don't believe in hoarding cash and gold Dad: I invest in shares online...'

"Remember, son, you can be anything you want to be...except for maybe an aroma therapist."

'If you're going to stare at that thing all day, at least watch something educational,,, like Japan,'

Justice for a heckler.

Computer grabs man and tells him to stop it.

There's the pay TV remote, the set top box remote, the TV remote...now where did I put the worth watching remote?

"I see that there's an excellent sale on diddly-squat at the Zilchtown Mall in Nowheresville, New Jersey."

'You can see concrete things, but not abstract things.'

"Murder, eh? They nabbed me for bargain-hunting without a license."

"I used to be a foodie. Now I'm a fussy glutton."

Thug takes dog badger baiting with 'Set Nav'.

Electric motorcycles catch fire in Cuba

"They still had so much TV ahead of them."

Large hi fi.

'I have satellite TV, satellite radio, satellite telephone and GPS navigation... how can you expect me to be down-to-earth?'

Christmas Sale: Starts November!!

"Attitude-and what attitude would that be, Modom?"

Air hostess wearing bullet proof vest saying, '...and you pull your life jacket on over your head like this'

"I'm a societal mutation."

Alphabet Soup - Now in LARGE PRINT.

"Oh that's just my husband saving £150 on some 'satellite-instillation-that-any-old-idiot-could-install'..."

'Why would I want to smell like Germany?'

"We've streamed everything except this documentary on documentaries."