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"A soup spoon? What do you think this is, a soup-spoon shop?"

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

Cut Price

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

A women in a shoeshop.

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

"I shop, therefore I am."

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

Arts and crafts

Belief and Trust.

A young couple selects items from a shop.

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

"'IF modom decides to change it' - don't you mean WHEN??"

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

Hips may appear larger than they actually are.

"If at first you don't succeed, buy, buy again."

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

'Do you have this in a smaller size?'

"We're on our way to the mall to do some off-line shopping."

"I'll try them on at home. You can just return what doesn't fit."

Self-Checkout.

'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'

Pelican and Origami

Irregulars

'We leave for France tomorrow. I just can't wait to visit all those famous museum gift shops!'

"I can now fetch anything you want - on Etsy."

'But I think shopping three times a week is more than enough exercise!'

'In the war against full price, we are winning...'

"I can't get the price sticker off this non stick pan, you sold me!"

Christmas Craftwork

"Come back to bed. You know sleep deprivation lowers your sales resistance."

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

"You're just in time for our 'post Christmas, pre Autumn alternate Tuesday in August late season Sale!'"