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"A soup spoon? What do you think this is, a soup-spoon shop?"

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

Cut Price

A women in a shoeshop.

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

"I shop, therefore I am."

Arts and crafts

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

Belief and Trust.

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

A young couple selects items from a shop.

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

"If at first you don't succeed, buy, buy again."

"'IF modom decides to change it' - don't you mean WHEN??"

Hips may appear larger than they actually are.

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

'Do you have this in a smaller size?'

"I'll try them on at home. You can just return what doesn't fit."

"We're on our way to the mall to do some off-line shopping."

Self-Checkout.

'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'

Pelican and Origami

"I can now fetch anything you want - on Etsy."

'We leave for France tomorrow. I just can't wait to visit all those famous museum gift shops!'

'But I think shopping three times a week is more than enough exercise!'

Irregulars

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

"I told you all this would be yours someday, son, and today is that day."

"Come back to bed. You know sleep deprivation lowers your sales resistance."

"I can't get the price sticker off this non stick pan, you sold me!"

'In the war against full price, we are winning...'

Christmas Craftwork