Specialty Drinks T-Shirts

"Herbert, don't! This is a gourmet coffee shop! You order instant de-caf and there's going to be trouble!"

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"This place has the best happy hour."

"Actually, make that a double cream."

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

On holiday.

Selling lemon latt�

Cat Nip.

'Steak Ted?'

'No ice.'

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

Low-Energy Drinks

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

The Alpha Seltzer

Beers

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

A cat pours himself a gin and tonic.

Margarita

'Man...You age great!'

'This wine is dreadful - try some.'

"I'll have another Rob Roy and a cup of coffee for my friend here."

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."

The Beer Garden of Eden: "This hard cider is life-changing. Try a sip."

'Fancy us all being afraid of wasps when there's a WHOLE nest of 'em in my drinks cabinet!'

The last song before the party exploded.

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

Champagne Bubble

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

"Another round of banana daiquiris for the lovely lady and I, please!"

"You know why they make these straws so big? It's a scam to make you drink fast so you can finish quicker and order more."