Specialist Seeker Prints

"Hmm, so the foot guy sent you here. I'm strictly a knee-and-upper-shin guy – you're going to have to see a lower-shin-upper-ankle guy."

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

'And remember to emphasize we're giving them the opportunity to find a better job.'

'Is there another doctor in the house? He wants a second opinion.'

"So, I see you have a background in advertising..."

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

"But can't I be feared and loved?"

'So tell me why you think you're suffering from seasonal ineffective disorder.'

'I can't control my anger when people get too close to my kids...'

"Nobody ever asked about my mental health."

Pet a Puppy

Keeping all the balls in the air - skills

Do you have any other skills?

'If you can keep him clean for a day you can sleep in his bed tonight.'

Bryan Ferry

"Have you ever thought of just knocking this 'half-empty glass' OFF the counter?"

'I don't understand. You've wasted the whole interview going on and on about what you know... I think you'd better start telling me who you know.'

Buoyed by his past success, William Tell sought even greater challenges,

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

The Physiciatrist...

'We never go anywhere together except here.'

'I guess it was a breakthrough - My free-floating anxiety crashed.'

In an unprecedented occurrence, Noah Webster fails his vocabulary test.

Tic-tac-toe

'I hate all holidays!'

Psychiatrist says: 'Oh, no! Not another fruit cake?'

"I'm an oldest child trapped in the body of a middle child."

'Your wife says you act like a fool. I thought you said she never pays attention to you.'

Turmoil change.

Bob began seeing his mother, who gave him up for adoption, professionally, three times a week. It didn't help much.

"I'm good at ticking boxes."

"If I had known how adult her place was I would have brought nicer beer."