Special Offers T-Shirts

'And this war game comes with an AK 47.'

Al's Bar, All You Can Drink $375.

'Special offer today -TWO for one, sir!'

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

Madame Yompe, Palm Reader...Special! Both palms read for the price of one.

'The best things in life are buy one get one free.'

'That's the tenth time this week you've received a 'Once in a lifetime' offer!'

'What do you do with the time you save?'

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

'Big sale at the Dog Store. Buy 1, get 2 free.'

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

When Tia Carmen says... "I got it for a very good price!" it means...she stopped at a garage sale on the way home.

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

Unusual Offers

Holiday Sales: The Starting Line

The miracle of 2-for-1 pizza.

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

"And when the extended warranty kicks in, we send you a big can of new car smell."

"The sales don't start until next week but I saved a huge amount of time by buying everything today!"

Pizza Special: 5 Pizzas for $50 (Limit 4).

'Please, Dad? Can we? Can we? Pleeeease?'

"I'll split my candy with you if you take me Trick or Treating."

"At this rate I'll be delivering all gift certificates, gift cards and I.O.U.s!"

"They weren't doing a two for one on moisturisers, low fat yogurt or muesli then!!"

Legal Firm, Suits, 30% Off.

Boomerang Sale! - No Returns

1/2 price on Day-Old Coffee.

"John B.: Best Entertainment Value for under $1.79"

"How much is the sign?"

Hire a lawyer - get one free! Limited time only.

A Valentine's Day IOU Coupon

Hole Sale

'They've got a great deal here. When you buy one meal, I get mine half price!'

Shopping Torture