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'So do you want one with an accelerator, or one with brakes?'

"Oh no. It's another death caused by 'economy pack syndrome'!"

"How much is the sign?"

'If you keep walking, you'll save a hundred percent.'

Shopping Torture

'They've got a great deal here. When you buy one meal, I get mine half price!'

'Shove' (at big sale).

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

Hole Sale

Virtual Mall Walking

"Attention, please: We are now offering $100 travel vouchers to any ticketholders able to fit more than twenty jumbo marshmallows in their mouth at one time."

"I'm all about price point. Think of a discounted price and point."

'What do you do with the time you save?'

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

'Big sale at the Dog Store. Buy 1, get 2 free.'

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

When Tia Carmen says... "I got it for a very good price!" it means...she stopped at a garage sale on the way home.

Unusual Offers

Holiday Sales: The Starting Line

The miracle of 2-for-1 pizza.

"And when the extended warranty kicks in, we send you a big can of new car smell."

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

Sales - "For the last time, stop saving us money." (Colour)

Pizza Special: 5 Pizzas for $50 (Limit 4).

"I'll split my candy with you if you take me Trick or Treating."

"The sales don't start until next week but I saved a huge amount of time by buying everything today!"

'I don't need to know what it is when it's on sale.'

"At this rate I'll be delivering all gift certificates, gift cards and I.O.U.s!"

'Please, Dad? Can we? Can we? Pleeeease?'

Giant Sale!

Everything for a buck.

Boomerang Sale! - No Returns

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