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'So do you want one with an accelerator, or one with brakes?'

"Oh no. It's another death caused by 'economy pack syndrome'!"

"How much is the sign?"

'If you keep walking, you'll save a hundred percent.'

Shopping Torture

'They've got a great deal here. When you buy one meal, I get mine half price!'

'Shove' (at big sale).

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

Hole Sale

Virtual Mall Walking

"Attention, please: We are now offering $100 travel vouchers to any ticketholders able to fit more than twenty jumbo marshmallows in their mouth at one time."

"I'm all about price point. Think of a discounted price and point."

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

'What do you do with the time you save?'

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

'Big sale at the Dog Store. Buy 1, get 2 free.'

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

When Tia Carmen says... "I got it for a very good price!" it means...she stopped at a garage sale on the way home.

Holiday Sales: The Starting Line

Unusual Offers

The miracle of 2-for-1 pizza.

"And when the extended warranty kicks in, we send you a big can of new car smell."

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

"I'll split my candy with you if you take me Trick or Treating."

'Please, Dad? Can we? Can we? Pleeeease?'

Sales - "For the last time, stop saving us money." (Colour)

"At this rate I'll be delivering all gift certificates, gift cards and I.O.U.s!"

"The sales don't start until next week but I saved a huge amount of time by buying everything today!"

Giant Sale!

'I don't need to know what it is when it's on sale.'

Pizza Special: 5 Pizzas for $50 (Limit 4).

Boomerang Sale! - No Returns

"They weren't doing a two for one on moisturisers, low fat yogurt or muesli then!!"

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