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'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

"O.K. 'The Giant Baby from Space,' Take 1."

Can we get special effects to digitally enhance our bottom line?

"Sit down Fred!"

Working in the Hazard Zone!

"Special effects? Yes, they are one floor above the penthouse."

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

Comedy Cafe

Hug and Do a Chorus Line Kick.

Taking a peek at the audience

"To be or not to be."

'She sounds like your mother when you told her that you were going to marry me.'

Filet minion

See, Catty-O? I told you dinner was included with admission.

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

"I can neither confirm nor deny what this next song is about."

Evolution of a coffee drinker.

"Charming, absolutely charming."

Ann suddenly realized that it wasn't her iron that she forgot to turn off, but her cell phone.

Ticket - At the Theatre in the Hay Market - The Authors Benefit Pasquin.

I'm Spartacus.

Suddenly, Becky noticed something which gave her pause.

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

'He's a parody of a tired genre.'

'They're bound to hurt at first.'

A Mime Artist pretending to feed the pigeons.

Clara had come a long waw from those readings at the public library.

"This next song is also about air-conditioning."

A Bat walking a tightrope upside down.

Fire starts at magic show while audience participant is left behind.

"Here's another can. Try not to step in this one."

'AH AH! I KNEW YOU WERE CLOWNING AROUND ON ME!'

"Oh, that's just one of those special effects for a film they're making here."

'I love it when it's windy and we do a Mexican wave!'

'Good resume - although the special effects seem a little over-the-top.'