Special Education Teacher Gifts

'How do you know I have a learning disability?- Maybe you have a teaching disability!'

Dislecksick Sipport Grewp.h

'Teacher says I don't pay attention, I have no retention but I'm great at detention.'

'Don't know what else to do. The medication obviously isn't working.'

Guide dogs for the deaf

National Dyslexia Association - sign on the door says: 'Bakc in 5 mintues'

Newly discovered learning disabilities,

"Stop me if you've heard this one."

Asparagus Syndrome.

Dyslexic The for Home.

Hopkin's for Clinic the Dyslexic

All activities at this school are accessible to the disabled. Interpreters for the dead are available.

'He has a learning disorder.'

If you can read this you're dyslexic

"I can't believe this is actually in her IEP."

Dyslexia Cinilc

A Puppet Named Juan

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

Where your mind & battle are los

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

Ethics exam cheater.

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

"You're losing the audience. Switch to the Powerpoint presentation."

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

Copycats

I should be a writer when I grow up...

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'