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I can't afford to pay for Fluffy's spay...

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

Brian was very proud of his dog.

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

'In school today, we learned about endangered species.'

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

"Trust me, you're not ready!"

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

Support group for sheep.

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'

Cat and dog at a will reading.

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

"At $4 a dozen, it's hard to balance a career and a family."

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

The Golfing Accident

dog vs UFO...

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

"I've told you why I need a dog. Now suppose you tell me what makes you think you might be that dog."

Should've been routine. That was before the dog called and offered to pay twice as much to have the master put down.

City Electronics and Computers...On sale...ROBOT PETS: 'Robot pets is going too far

'Tarzan interviewing for a position as a corporate lawyer.' An interviewer asks, 'When we go against the gorillas, how can we be sure that you won't forget which side you're representing?'

If first impressions count for anything, this doesn't look good!

"The lobster dinner is thirty eight dollars, or for ten dollars extra you can have him returned to the sea."