Sparkling Sipper Pillows

'You know, I always buy supermarket cava rather than fancy Champagne, and I challenge anyone to tell the difference.'

Happy 18th Birthday champagne

"I tried sparkling once, but it just gave me a headache."

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

Sparkling Water

We'll have Manhattans...

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

"I forget to drink."

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

'We're drinking to our round of golf...one shot at a time.'

"I'll have the usual."

"Getting drunk grilling lettuce just isn't the same."

'Would you like some of our house wine? I just made it.'

The Stumble Inn Bar & Grill

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

A very fine vintage

Lemonade without borders.

"Our seasonal special is spiced pumpkin apple butternut squash ale. Would you like that in a frosted mug or over ice cream?"

Anton's Bar and Grill

'I'm not as think as you drunk I am.'

'If you're into preparing healthy meals then I recommend the apricot brandy. It contains the antioxidant beta carotene.'

'Ah, 'man's best friend' and it's brought by a dog.'

"Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here."

"Wine not?"

"And would you like a wine stopper?"

Can I get you another coffee?

'Boozer's Week.'

New for Fall

Scariest Tactics

"Okay, we got one cherry lager, with bitters and a pineapple slice, and one honey malt ale with cinnamon and an orange weist. You want these in steins or parfait glasses?"

"I avoided the flu all winter...but spring fever finally got me."