Spam Mail Analyst Pillows

Mailwoman looks at mailboxes marked Mail - Spam.

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My Spam Sketchbook

'I delete so much junk mail, my trash can icon turned into a dumpster.'

'At 10:00 you'll be deleting spam. At 10:15 you'll be forwarding jokes. At 10:35 you'll be playing online poker. At noon...'

'There's a gentleman here who's concerned because you haven't responded to not one of his 12 million email spams.'

'I've got a highspeed connection and I get spam... therefore I am!'

Ed Revere, Spam Courier

Your computer is not fully protected...

Spam.

"Good news, your majesty. We may already be a winner."

"We have to develop a new way to build our customer base. Antispam software has put a dent in our marketing strategy."

'Oh no! We're being spammed again!'

"Your compulsive talk about crazy diets, get rich schemes, and mail order drugs -- your pacemaker's been hacked and you're spamming."

'Yes, I'm gaining weight! Deleting spam all morning makes me really hungry for lunch!'

Pandora's Inbox

'No dear, there's no post - only junk mail.'

'Good morning. You have twelve million terabyte unread e-mails.'

'He's our Spam expert!'

"I know what the 'e' in 'email' stand for...endless."

"How many of these 'email blasts' are we talking about, General."

Internet crap.

"I love bonfires. Thanks to all the junk mail I get, I have one everyday."

"Mmm, Spam."

'Wow! I've got one from someone I know!'

"If you want proof that your email is working again, then you can read all the spam you just received."

Vote McWhirtle. No salesman will call!

Spam on Mousetrap

'Another ad for penis-enlargement.'

'We need to add an eleventh - 'thou shalt not spam.'

'Any collateral other than this letter from a Nigerian banker's widow?'

Email Forwards - Self Treatment for Hemorrhoids.

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