Spaghetti Fanatic Mugs

"It says 'I like spaghetti'."

Counting ribs

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

"When portions are this huge, I eat half now and the rest in a few minutes."

'Another neat trick is to cut regular spaghetti into little pieces, and next thing you know you've got yourself a bowl of spaghetti-i-s.'

Italia tours

"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?"

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

"Hey, you two! What did I say about sharing?!"

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

Stupid Microwave

You'll be a manicotti soon enough, son - Just enjoy being a mostaccioli while it lasts.

Old Phones Lasagne

'Do you call this spaghetti'

Doctor's Office. He put me on a pasta diet -- He says I've been off my noodle long enough.

"No, it's still just a thirst for spaghettios."

Pizza with Extra Extra Cheese.

A convenient attack of swine flu...

'Well you asked for Al dente.'

Italian Style Fish 'n' Chips

Spaghetti Road

"I've been really craving Italian food for months now. Can you grab me two kilos of rigatoni, three kilos of fettuccini, and a bigger shell? The one I have is feeling a bit too tight lately."

"I like Casual Dining, but this is too casual. I ordered spaghetti!"

'Real hungry? Should be, 'Really hungry.' Adjectives take adverbs.'

"Linguini for two?"

'You folks order the extra-large?'

Mozart eating noodles.

"Our Fettuccine is eaten with spoon and fork. Angle Hair gets a comb and scissors."

"When I grow up I'd like to model for a pasta company."

"Rolling pizza cutter."

Pizza Rescue.

Guy Fieri