Spade Strategists T-Shirts

"...But if you'd led back a heart instead of that spade..."

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

"Gentlemen, I'm pleased to say the firm is perfectly positioned to avoid chapter eleven and still be in existence this time next year."

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

'I went into that meeting with a hidden agenda and then forgot where I put it.'

'We've just become the biggest corporation in America.. let's celebrate today and begin downsizing tomorrow.'

Team Experiences Cabinet: Productivity, Fun, Goal Setting!

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

"Help! I'm surrounded by idiots."

'...your hindsight on this project was far more accurate than his foresight.'

When cockroaches go unchecked.

'As chairman, that's my opinion. I propose we table any motion to further discuss this matter. All those in favor say 'aye'. All those opposed say 'bye'.'

Cut out and keep your own Gardener!

Mayo-A-Mayo

"Did you ask the client about product placement?"

'CPA's' evolving into 'Consultants'

Digging.

"It just happens...one day you wake up and you find that your best billable hours are behind you."

It is a good idea to start by learning how to mount your pony.

SWOTs

'We need to do a better job at whatever it is that we do.'

A successful meeting! Only one member left in a rage shouting obcenities.

"Next?? How should I know what comes next?"

'It's a simple two-part strategy. First, locate the hills. Then head for them.'

"I recommend our 'wild' expectations be downgraded to 'great.'"

"Before we decide that TV is dead, can someone tell what digital marketing is?"

"Things are getting desperate...we have to do something!"

"Well the GOOD news is that if we carry on like this there's a SMALL chance we'll be making a profit in less than 4587 years!"

Ice cream makers.

'The details of the company's new management plan are being worked out.'

'No wonder the company is in trouble!'

Vikings behind you, a scary monster to the side...

DING DONG!

'Our firewall barely protects our content.'