Spacetime Dreamers Mugs

They all thought they'd be astronauts...instead they're all accountants.

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

The Solar System (after deregulation)

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

"Hey Pete, why do you think they call it a 'Supermoon?'"

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

"I used to want to be an astronaut, but now I think I'd rather be a billionaire space tourist."

"While you were working on fire, I was working on my satellite. Once we figure out how to launch it into the heavens, other inventions will follow, like phones, GPS, weather predictions. . ."

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

Alien embryo growing in earth.

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

'Too late...looks like they've already been pillaged.'

You must be this tall.

"But there's no way in hell I could afford Jupiter today."

Imagination Navigation.

"Remember when we kicked him off Mars?"

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

"Isn't the universe wonderful?" "I thought there was supposed to be fireworks."

A man looks up at the earth

"Is it true Dad...is the Earth really made of bleu cheese?"