Spaceship Skipper Prints

'My folks are away and I have the ship. What do you say we go out and do some crop circles?'

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

Save Our Universe

A private jet takes off

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

Remote controlled car on a boat.

A spa bath at Mapledurham.

"Remember everybody, this is planet Earth, so whatever you do, don't drink the water!"

"We're here doing PR. The army arrives next week."

'I know it's dark out here - we're traveling faster than the speed of light'

"We're going have to build higher walls."

Overweight Man With Skipping Rope - To Be Taken 3 Times A Day.

Enemies of the Earth

"Can you take over the controls? I've got to take a number 4!"

"Ya know, no mask or hand sanitizer can spare you from spring fever."

'He always trains until the very last minute.'

"This must be their mothership... prepare to board!"

"Parallel park and then do a crop circle."

"I identify as it/it."

"My wife told me to have a good day, so I went fishing instead of work."

New York Sightseeing Cruises

"Captain, we're headed straight toward a big gaping hole of needs!"

'Sorry Professor, you're right: I DID skip a line of the instructions...'

'What type of line are you using?'

Sailing

'It's to remind the skipper that it's his wife's birthday.'

"This is Plan A. I recommend we skip it and get right on to Plan B."

'I have no idea who he is, I like to keep myself to myself.'

"I used to have tattoos. They're a lot easier to get than to have removed."

"Didn't I send you out for some fish nets?"

"The food was awful, but we got right in."

"If I'm vaporized, you two will be the obvious suspects."