Space Travel Nerd Gifts

'Take us to your leaker.'

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

You too?! I go around feeling half asleep all the time also!

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

Head over Hooves

"Up here, light is neither a particle nor a wave. It's a liquid."

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

"I've heard that seeing the earth from outer space can really change your perspective. I couldn't agree more."

'Gravity...Go figure!'

"Not now, Oliver."

"Take me to your Larder!"

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

'It's good to be here. We're having economic problems where we come from.'

"It's the dawn of a new era"

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

How did THAT get there? Wash me.

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

Dr. Roo.

Flying sauces.

How am I abducting?

"Well, that one got away."

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

"Oh dear, it's just as we suspected.. they do come from another planet."

'The path to becoming an astronaut is rougher than I thought.'

'I must be reaching that age! I can't get my ozone layer up anymore!'

Rabbits launching carrot-rocket.