Space Travel Nerd Gifts

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

"Up here, light is neither a particle nor a wave. It's a liquid."

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

Head over Hooves

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

"I've heard that seeing the earth from outer space can really change your perspective. I couldn't agree more."

"Well, that one got away."

'It's good to be here. We're having economic problems where we come from.'

"It's the dawn of a new era"

"Take me to your Larder!"

"Not now, Oliver."

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

How am I abducting?

'Gravity...Go figure!'

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

Flying sauces.

'The path to becoming an astronaut is rougher than I thought.'

'I must be reaching that age! I can't get my ozone layer up anymore!'

Rabbits launching carrot-rocket.

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'