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'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

'Teenagers!'

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

You too?! I go around feeling half asleep all the time also!

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

Head over Hooves

"Up here, light is neither a particle nor a wave. It's a liquid."

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

"I've heard that seeing the earth from outer space can really change your perspective. I couldn't agree more."

'Gravity...Go figure!'

"Not now, Oliver."

Swinging

Dr. Roo.

"This never happened."

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

How did THAT get there? Wash me.

Flying sauces.

"Well, that one got away."

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

"Oh dear, it's just as we suspected.. they do come from another planet."

'The path to becoming an astronaut is rougher than I thought.'

'I must be reaching that age! I can't get my ozone layer up anymore!'

Sally and Joe's relationship really worked. . . they each had the space to do their own thing.

'I asked if you were affiliated with an HMO not a UFO.'

"Sorry I locked us out of the ship but if waving this cloth we found makes you happy. . . I'll be happy to do it."