Space Smoker Mugs

Designated Smoking Area

Jean-Paul Sartre

'I don't know which was prettier - the meteor shower or the cascade of flaming space junk.'

Men gossiping

Professional woman in pub

"Darlin', I finally figured out the true meaning of life. It's a well=worn chair, a nasty old pipe, cheap brandy and a moth-eaten dog with a sphincter problem."

Richard Hughes.

Worker Rights and the Smoking Ban

Studying String Cheese Theory

"Since I've gone over to roll-ups I find I can get by on just one cigarette a day!"

Cosmonaughty

'I haven't had the urge for a cigarette for two days. How's the patch working for you?'

Men talking about the boots of the period

"Wait, ok, I've got it. It says, 'Beware....land....shark.'"

'I'm just checking my e-cigarette.'

'...And maybe they know something about passive smoking you don't.'

"20% of medical opinion may change every five years...but it won't be the 20% that says smoking 20 a day and being 5 stone overweight is bad for you!"

'You rang?'

"Did you hear something?"

Man offers coffee with smoke.

Swamp creature with French baguette.

"It's the kids! Quick! Stash the cigs!"

'We also have gravity boots in faux cow hide.'

In concert with Garth Vader

'He knew he was hyte when his last locofoco seemed gynecoid.'

'I'm not up here seeking wisdom - this is the only place they'll let me smoke.'

'Not only is smoking permitted, we insist on it!'

"I'm thinking of giving up social media. . . shouldn't be too difficult, I did quit smoking in the noughties."

101 uses of a dead cat: cigarette dispenser

'Hey, pal - got a light?'

Pipe Smoking Fish

Satellite radio DJ Lenny Purtz.

Man going out for a cigarette from a lighthouse.

'We'll see you again in three months time, then, sir.'

"The crazy thing is I actually managed to give up in the summer"