Space Odyssey Dreamer Mugs

Astronaut watching Goldfish swim inside his helmet.

NASA asks the question: Is there evidence Mars once had water?

Occu-Pie Mars

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

The Solar System (after deregulation)

Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

'But what is the universe for?'

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

"Hey Pete, why do you think they call it a 'Supermoon?'"

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

"I used to want to be an astronaut, but now I think I'd rather be a billionaire space tourist."

"While you were working on fire, I was working on my satellite. Once we figure out how to launch it into the heavens, other inventions will follow, like phones, GPS, weather predictions. . ."

Save Our Universe

You must be this tall.

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

"Isn't the universe wonderful?" "I thought there was supposed to be fireworks."

"Remember when we kicked him off Mars?"

Imagination Navigation.

A man looks up at the earth

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

"But there's no way in hell I could afford Jupiter today."

"Is it true Dad...is the Earth really made of bleu cheese?"

"Showoff"

'Which one is named after me?'

'I wish I was creative'

Moon: Made in China

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

'What? -- I send you all this great sunlight, and you waste it growing PROTOPLASM?'