Astronaut Dreamer Mugs

'Due to network constraints, our 5 year mission has been reduced to 13 weeks, with a possible renewal.'

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

The Solar System (after deregulation)

Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

"Hey Pete, why do you think they call it a 'Supermoon?'"

"Up here, light is neither a particle nor a wave. It's a liquid."

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

'Sometimes George likes to pretend he's an astronaut.'

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

"While you were working on fire, I was working on my satellite. Once we figure out how to launch it into the heavens, other inventions will follow, like phones, GPS, weather predictions. . ."

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

Star Wars vs Star Trek

"I used to want to be an astronaut, but now I think I'd rather be a billionaire space tourist."

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

You must be this tall.

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

"But there's no way in hell I could afford Jupiter today."

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

Imagination Navigation.

"Isn't the universe wonderful?" "I thought there was supposed to be fireworks."

"Remember when we kicked him off Mars?"

"Is it true Dad...is the Earth really made of bleu cheese?"

Cosmonaut

A man looks up at the earth

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

"Showoff"

'Which one is named after me?'

The Big Tipper

'There's a planet in my book with two moons! Imagine how much howling we could do there!'