Space Music Explorer Pillows

Cellist on Mars

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

No Elgar!

Theorbo

"... And his piano teacher says that he definitely has Van Gough's ear for music."

Musical Web

Greatest hits, Greatest Misses.

"Viola player coming through!"

Musical genres

'Whenever I want to cut my lesson short, I ask the music teacher if she has any hip-hop music for the violin.'

'Cool!! Your Dad lets you take accordian lessons??!!'

Boy asking girl if she is going to the pantomime

'I was 'Sweatin' To The Oldies', and I flipped over on my back!'

At the Goldilocks Music Store albums are labeled: 'Too Many Notes,' 'Too Few Notes,' 'Too loud,' 'Too Soft,' and 'Just Right.'

Another musical treatise from the 16th century is discovered.

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Congerto Number One, first movement."

Bass Clef

'Awesome!'

Soon The Moon Will Have Cellphone Reception Better Than That One Part Of Your Commute

Music from the moon.

'I understand there have been complaints that his sermons weren't getting through to the teenagers.'

'Everybody stand back! I'm an ethnomusicologist.'

'SSHHH, PIANOS. TWO GRANDS AND A BABY. ONE HAS THE LID UP AND THE OTHER ONE IS BARING ITS KEYS. BETTER GET THE CELLO.'

"Mikey and Bubbles: Gorilla songwriters"

'Sea shell with earphones attached.'

"I'd like to sing some songs from the great American songbook, I'll start with the Dead Kennedys. . ."

Music store customer sees two racks, 'Old Age' and 'New Age'.

"He's just discovered French Baroque organ music."

'Why can't you do a yodel that sounds like you're making money instead of cheese?'

'What happened to the little flute?'

music store

Hit it! The Big Band Theory.

Memorable Jam Sessions: the night Charlie Parker asked Spike Jones to sit in on Ah-Ooogah horn."

"I'm in a band."

Gypsy busker