Quirky Music Explorer Pillows

Uneasy Listening

No Elgar!

Theorbo

"... And his piano teacher says that he definitely has Van Gough's ear for music."

Greatest hits, Greatest Misses.

"Viola player coming through!"

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

Musical genres

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

'Cool!! Your Dad lets you take accordian lessons??!!'

The first transatlantic communication.

At the Goldilocks Music Store albums are labeled: 'Too Many Notes,' 'Too Few Notes,' 'Too loud,' 'Too Soft,' and 'Just Right.'

"Interested in some romantic punk rock during your dinner?"

If you think that's good, you should see the Pork Sabre!

Annoying xylophone solicitors.

'I was 'Sweatin' To The Oldies', and I flipped over on my back!'

Boy asking girl if she is going to the pantomime

'Our financial troubles are over, Edna. The fellas and I have formed a boy band.'

Bass Clef

'Awesome!'

Fakir Shrink.

Unnatural History Museum

'While on hold, press #1 for classical music. Press #2 for rock music. Press #3 for country music. Press #4 for...'

'I understand there have been complaints that his sermons weren't getting through to the teenagers.'

Man walking his pet crocodile and a cross section of both brains is visible.

Define gravity! - Next Exit.

Long necked giraffe playing long saxophone

'SSHHH, PIANOS. TWO GRANDS AND A BABY. ONE HAS THE LID UP AND THE OTHER ONE IS BARING ITS KEYS. BETTER GET THE CELLO.'

'Do you realise what a find this is?'

"I'd like to sing some songs from the great American songbook, I'll start with the Dead Kennedys. . ."

"Mikey and Bubbles: Gorilla songwriters"

"The good news is he costs a quarter of what a string quarted would; the bad news is that, of course, he's suffocating."

'What happened to the little flute?'

'Sea shell with earphones attached.'