Quirky Music Explorer Pillows

Uneasy Listening

No Elgar!

Theorbo

"... And his piano teacher says that he definitely has Van Gough's ear for music."

Greatest hits, Greatest Misses.

"Viola player coming through!"

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

Musical genres

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

'Cool!! Your Dad lets you take accordian lessons??!!'

"Interested in some romantic punk rock during your dinner?"

Boy asking girl if she is going to the pantomime

At the Goldilocks Music Store albums are labeled: 'Too Many Notes,' 'Too Few Notes,' 'Too loud,' 'Too Soft,' and 'Just Right.'

'I was 'Sweatin' To The Oldies', and I flipped over on my back!'

Annoying xylophone solicitors.

If you think that's good, you should see the Pork Sabre!

'Our financial troubles are over, Edna. The fellas and I have formed a boy band.'

Bass Clef

'Awesome!'

Unnatural History Museum

'I understand there have been complaints that his sermons weren't getting through to the teenagers.'

Define gravity! - Next Exit.

'While on hold, press #1 for classical music. Press #2 for rock music. Press #3 for country music. Press #4 for...'

Fakir Shrink.

'SSHHH, PIANOS. TWO GRANDS AND A BABY. ONE HAS THE LID UP AND THE OTHER ONE IS BARING ITS KEYS. BETTER GET THE CELLO.'

Long necked giraffe playing long saxophone

'Do you realise what a find this is?'

"Mikey and Bubbles: Gorilla songwriters"

Music store customer sees two racks, 'Old Age' and 'New Age'.

'Sea shell with earphones attached.'

"The good news is he costs a quarter of what a string quarted would; the bad news is that, of course, he's suffocating."

'Hey, thanks for comin' out tonight. All these songs are from our new album, which was inspired by a recent trip to the grocery store...'