Space League Fan Gifts

Standings: Milky Way Conference

An 'out of this-world' soccor player stops the penalty his way!

When the ship needed to go faster than Warp Speed, the crew ate lots of pungent beans.

Star Wars vs Star Trek

I think this interleague play is getting out of hand.

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

The solar system is replaced by sports balls.

"It was your father's idea - He can't bear to miss a second of the game."

"We came to your planet because there are just not enough pickleball courts on our planet."

'Do you have to yell 'far out!' every time you see something new?'

"I still thinking he's putting something unidentified on the ball."

Terry, to me! I'm in space!

Serious business

'Don't just stand there! Take me to your leader!'

The sun going to work each day in order to support life.

"Hey, everybody! Come, look! the odometer is about to roll over another 100,00 light years!"

'Put it down, it's the captain's log.'

World Cup Universe.

"I'm googling which rock to pick."

Corn Aliens

AstraZeneca

'My wife wanted me to get more active in sports, so I signed up or TWO fantasy football leagues.'

Cheerleaders from another planet

'Thanks heaven Sergei lent us his washing machine for the return flight from ISS.'

European Space Agency.

'Who believes this nonsense?'

My man? Still watching out for aliens.

'...And with this shot begins a whole new glorious chapter in our country's long history of military aggression, exploitation, dominance, and overkill.'

'What do you fancy? A Zargoid Fliptonian, or a Martian?'

'You better be in top form, Wally - he has home PLANET advantage.'

'The females in that country have equal rights -- the poor things!'

"I'm leaving you, Carol, I need space."

"My mistake. It turns out Elvis was on Pluto the whole time."

God plays golf