Space Farer Gifts

Doctors without borders, gravity, or air.

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

Outer Space Outsourcing

Alien David statue

"Look what I found, dad!"

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

Captain in a storm

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

'But what is the universe for?'

You too?! I go around feeling half asleep all the time also!

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

"Houston, we have a problem."

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

Head over Hooves

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

Man, my cat sneaks into the weirdest spots.

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

"Up here, light is neither a particle nor a wave. It's a liquid."

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

God Sneezes Out Creation

"Would you relax? They never look up."

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

Alien Snowmen