Spa Savvy Prints

'It makes you look fifty years younger.'

'It's the 'SPA KING 2000': Someone who spends as much time in the water as you do would love it...'

Spa

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

'More bubbles!'

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

Steamed Room: "Man, I feel so much lighter."

'Wrinkles can't breathe in mud.'

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

Couples Massage: "Did you remember the body oil?"

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

'You obviously took my suggestion to reduce stress to the extreme.'

A Manicure

'Tell me this - did you have this condition before you sat in the jacuzzi for 100 million years?'

'Nobody minds if I take the ocean view suite with complimentary champagne and Sven, the in-room Swedish masseur, do they?'

Loofah Lady

The Cat Spa

Hot Tub Frosty

This Year's Spa

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

'Mom's Spa'

'Have you had a brazilian?'

Do you think room service could bring me an ice lolly?

"If she's a write off can you let me know the scrap value?"

"Ernie's full service salon and day spa."

It was time for a little bit of lady admin

'Who would have thought there was a market for it? We're going to be rich George!...'

"I look kind of nice today. . . How long have I been this ugly?"

"You're incredibly tight."

A spa bath at Mapledurham.

Luigi's Career Change From Pizza Shop Owner to Masseuse Goes Smoothly...

Spa Dog

"I see you shaved your legs...for your boyfriend?"