Spa Day Indulgences Mugs

Clipping the toenails on the feet of the bath.

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

Leave your troubles in the bubbles

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

Steamed Room: "Man, I feel so much lighter."

'Wrinkles can't breathe in mud.'

Couples Massage: "Did you remember the body oil?"

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

'Tell me this - did you have this condition before you sat in the jacuzzi for 100 million years?'

Loofah Lady

Hot Tub Frosty

Do you think room service could bring me an ice lolly?

"If she's a write off can you let me know the scrap value?"

It was time for a little bit of lady admin

Take a break, Archimedes. A nice soak in the bath will work wonders.

"I see you shaved your legs...for your boyfriend?"

"Hey - I'd write a book, too, if I could find the time."

Complete Makeover

"I look kind of nice today. . . How long have I been this ugly?"

'Here you are Dear, here's a fiver. Go in there and have them make you look like a million dollars.'

Being Pampered.

"I just finished a 10-day cleanse. Now it's time to retox."

Massage parlour offering therapeutic, Swedish, and ego massages.

"He looks so relaxed."

"She massages egos."

'Soak too long in the tub, dear?'

The label on the bottle did say 'natural and organic ingredients', but THIS could not be right.

Santa entering a pool for a swim

How to recover from a bad day

"So what's your success rate?"

"Looks like Mom is practicing getting her mask ready for Halloween tomorrow."

Woman leaves cosmetic surgery as her waste skin is dumped in skip.

'We can remove the hair from your back. Yes, your husband's back, too!'

"I hope he doesn't hear me sizzling."