Spa Day Devotee Mugs

Take a break, Archimedes. A nice soak in the bath will work wonders.

"I hope he doesn't hear me sizzling."

Bikini Wax and cellulite

'Did he just retire?'

"Are we at the undercoat stage yet, or is this still the primer?"

"Looks like Mom is practicing getting her mask ready for Halloween tomorrow."

Spa

'More bubbles!'

Leave your troubles in the bubbles

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

Steamed Room: "Man, I feel so much lighter."

Hot Pie Therapy

'Wrinkles can't breathe in mud.'

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

Couples Massage: "Did you remember the body oil?"

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

A Manicure

'Tell me this - did you have this condition before you sat in the jacuzzi for 100 million years?'

The Cat Spa

Loofah Lady

Hot Tub Frosty

This Year's Spa

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

'Mom's Spa'

It was time for a little bit of lady admin

"If she's a write off can you let me know the scrap value?"

Do you think room service could bring me an ice lolly?

"I look kind of nice today. . . How long have I been this ugly?"

Luigi's Career Change From Pizza Shop Owner to Masseuse Goes Smoothly...

A spa bath at Mapledurham.

Spa Dog

"Hey - I'd write a book, too, if I could find the time."

"You're incredibly tight."

"I see you shaved your legs...for your boyfriend?"