Spa Day Champion Mugs

Chill Out ZoneShell Out Zone.

Spa

Leave your troubles in the bubbles

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

Steamed Room: "Man, I feel so much lighter."

'Wrinkles can't breathe in mud.'

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

'Tell me this - did you have this condition before you sat in the jacuzzi for 100 million years?'

The Cat Spa

Loofah Lady

This Year's Spa

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

It was time for a little bit of lady admin

Do you think room service could bring me an ice lolly?

"If she's a write off can you let me know the scrap value?"

Take a break, Archimedes. A nice soak in the bath will work wonders.

"Every Thursday I do her nails."

"I see you shaved your legs...for your boyfriend?"

Spa Dog

Luigi's Career Change From Pizza Shop Owner to Masseuse Goes Smoothly...

Complete Makeover

"You're incredibly tight."

"Hey - I'd write a book, too, if I could find the time."

'Slices Mandy! Just slices!'

'Why is the jacuzzi full of grapes?'

Being Pampered.

"Well, that's that, Henry. Let's go over to the Four Seasons and towel off."

"I just finished a 10-day cleanse. Now it's time to retox."

Odd Spas

"You're carrying a lot of pretension in your back."

Massage parlour offering therapeutic, Swedish, and ego massages.

"She massages egos."

Spa day

"The public seems concerned about the size of government."

'This place is awesome! Check it out. His and hers loofah brushes.'