Soviet Nostalgia Seeker Prints

Konstantin Chernenko

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

He wanted a different one.

Monsters looking for a new bed to move under.

'Want a mudpie? It's organic!'

'How was I to know that my invisible friend was so rambunctious?'

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

Like many kids, Bobby had an imaginary friend. Unfortunately for Bobby, he was a critic.

"At least the anti-public education folks haven't started to try to dictate what we can have for lunch."

"Cool, jigsaw box!"

Benjamin Bunny re-writes Beatrix Potter

Flava Superba

"I once experienced childlike wonder. . . but it was just my anti-depressants kicking in."

'You take that back! My mom is too a virgin.'

'Don't act too happy that school's out. You'll hurt our teacher's feelings.'

'It's tough doing what's right when you see what's left.'

'My first tattoo...'

"I guess when you run out of Tooth Fairy teeth, you gotta go get a job!"

''To listen to the sea, press 1...'

"I'm sure you want little Jimmy to have a complete set of 'Muscular Heroes of the Cosmos,' now, don't you, Mr. Bennett?"

'I'll count to ten thousand: Go and hide...'

"The inflatable pool is a harsh mistress."

Musical Chairs: Because kids don't already have a hard time fitting in.

"I play 'backside'. My 'backside' is always sitting on the bench."

'Don't tell anybody, I'm expecting a doll.'

'The Russians seem to be retaliating. This one is being pulled by eight tiny yaks.'

"Yes, I can see where being Wendy's invisible friend all those years, and then her growing up could cause separation anxiety."

'Their disability not withstanding she severed their tails.'

'Creative right?'

"Tunnel of 'Like-Like'"

'Come quick, Mrs. Dumpty! Your son fell off the wall!'

Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

The architect speaks: '...I went back to my roots...this house is based on a drawing I did when I was six.'

"Can I call you back? I'm creating happy memories of my childhood for my father."