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"Is this the room that requested Lenin?"

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

'I'm sure he was a great guy, but there's a new Pharaoh in town.'

Czarcasm

"I find that hugely offensive!"

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

"Believe me it's only an apple."

"How is it in Russia?"

"Perhaps it was too soon for a self-driving wheel."

Jane Austen Powers

'You can't recuse yourself from a war!'

Surge Plans.

Shakespeare actually had to paraphrase Julius Caesar's last words.

E=MC2, 'You think you're pretty smart, don't you?'

Middle East - Abbas and Hanya

USA-China, trade war.

"....After ten o'clock is quiet time on board for the comfort of our passengers."

"Ooops is a bit of an understatement, don't you think Cardigan?"

The Thing That Won't Leave

Well, that was a total waste of time!

The Bronze Age of Television

Zelensky at UN

'Don't you think the GM apple is a bit of a cheat, Will?'

Virgil

You know things are bad in Italy when...

Uncle Sam Caught In The Iraq Web

Assasination Attempt on Tsar Alexander II

'HA, HA! See the way arrows are deflected off my brand new breastplate?'

Greek Vase

Foiled Again

"I am Peter the Great and I want Alaska back."

'The Ben Franklin? What an honor! I see your 'Poor Richard's Almanack' in bathrooms all over the place!'

Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

'Forty years wandering in the desert? -- but my legs have already begun to go!'