Soviet History Nerd Mugs

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

"I find that hugely offensive!"

'I'm sure he was a great guy, but there's a new Pharaoh in town.'

Czarcasm

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

"Believe me it's only an apple."

"How is it in Russia?"

'You can't recuse yourself from a war!'

Surge Plans.

Shakespeare actually had to paraphrase Julius Caesar's last words.

"Ooops is a bit of an understatement, don't you think Cardigan?"

"....After ten o'clock is quiet time on board for the comfort of our passengers."

Middle East - Abbas and Hanya

USA-China, trade war.

Well, that was a total waste of time!

The Bronze Age of Television

Zelensky at UN

Virgil

'Don't you think the GM apple is a bit of a cheat, Will?'

You know things are bad in Italy when...

Assasination Attempt on Tsar Alexander II

'HA, HA! See the way arrows are deflected off my brand new breastplate?'

Foiled Again

"I am Peter the Great and I want Alaska back."

"I feel like I got a lot accomplished today."

'The Ben Franklin? What an honor! I see your 'Poor Richard's Almanack' in bathrooms all over the place!'

Evolution

Greek Vase

Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn