Souvenir Shop Owner Prints

"This one picks up the Atlantic from Manasquan to Cape Henlopen."

'Hello, Trompe L'Oeils-R-Us, Croydon office...'

'There is no more beach due to the phenomenal success of our beach in a bottle souvenir.'

James Bond in a Snow Globe

'Now that's an afro!'

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

I love the Shard

'We would like an unspoiled paradise, but with lots of shops.'

'Tommy is in the other room playing with the triangle we bought him in Bermuda.'

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

Devil's Tower Park. Ernie, this nice ranger has offered to show us the basement gift shop.

I love Museum Shops

"Would you care to accessorize each other?"

"We've combine the recovery area with the gift shop... just in case your visitors want to pick up a little souvenir."

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

"You're getting close. This is the gift shop."

Little Tiny Push-Carts

Vintage Dresses: Your Frock Exchange

Fridge Magnets/Military Medals

"Just pick some. No one expects a postcard to reflect your personal aesthetic."

"Let's go on vacation, get disappointed, complain about prices, read terrible novels, buy trashy souvenirs, miss the dog and look forward to coming home."

Somewhere in France: The Fabric of Daily French Life Is On Display

"I can't stop it, so I may as well try to cash in on the tourism boom..."

Whale Watch: 'They migrate here each winter in search of souvenirs.'

'We leave for France tomorrow. I just can't wait to visit all those famous museum gift shops!'

"I wonder what this was for."

They're souvenir magnets from all the places we've done battle.

'You've had the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

Tin Man Visits New York

"No, you're going to hell - but you're welcome to check out the gift shop."

Museum.

'Gee, these are great, are they dishwasher proof?'

'You've haed the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

"Last weekend I went to Orlando for the DisneyWorld re-opening."

"Your aunt has bequeathed to you her collection of toilet paper, soap and towels from 385 hotels from all over the world."