Southern Traditions Gifts

Cowboy spreading true grit on snow

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

Last Chance For Reality

Deep in the Heart of Texas: The Cholesterol Kid.

'Pigs feet, sir? 'ARE THEY PICKLED?'

"I'm using this travel site to map out a trip to the land of Everything's Deep Fat Fried."

'I'd say that was just the thing to wear on a visit to an 80-year old uncle in Texas who's going to leave you five million dollars.'

"Touch that and you're a dead man."

The old colonel wished he was in the land of cotton.

"What? You've never been to Waffle House? I guess it is kind of a regional thing."

A Redneck Cupid with a shotgun about to fire open a Boy and Girl redneck couple.

Where 'Pulled Pork' comes from.

"This here is a little number I wrote when I recovered a repressed memory."

"I'm going to get my old dog, get an old pickup, a double-barrelled shotgun, get my old pink cotton print dress, and get back on Route 66!"

Country Music Awards

"When your Scottish smoked salmon comes batter dipped and deep fried, you know you're in the South."

The Redneck Shoppin' Buggy

"All of our menu items have a tobacco-juice base."

Hey y'all.

'I'm learning to say Y'all and I like Grits.'

Diocese of South Carolina!

"I have over a hundred words for 'grits.' "

I love Fried Green Tomatoes

'It's no use Jim-Bob. Ever since I got that gap between my teeth fixed, I can't play the banjo!!

"I'd like to keep my gun on."

(Pickup trucks, whiskey, hangovers, wild women, what are these things....?)

"I see a future that will involve a number of secret herbs and spices

Redheaded Step-Twins.

'Git your hicks' on route 66.

The Mason Bee and the Mason-Dixon Bee.

"We don't have lore. People in rural areas have lore. Here, you're on your own."

Some Settling May Not Occur

'Cutting Mistletoe in the South'

"And from now on, Mrs. Chamberlain, I'd appreciate it if you didn't call me Skeeter. Try to call me Marvin."