"Touch that and you're a dead man."
Southern Cuisine Gifts
Looking for a gift that pays homage to the hearty, soulful flavors of southern cuisine? Our collection features fun and tasty-themed items that celebrate classic dishes like biscuits, gravy, and BBQ. Whether it's for a food enthusiast or a home cook, these products add a sprinkle of humor and a dash of southern charm to their collection. From mugs to prints, find the perfect way to honor their love of southern comfort food.
'Pigs feet, sir? 'ARE THEY PICKLED?'
Where 'Pulled Pork' comes from.
"I see a future that will involve a number of secret herbs and spices
"When your Scottish smoked salmon comes batter dipped and deep fried, you know you're in the South."
"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."
Last Chance For Reality
Deep in the Heart of Texas: The Cholesterol Kid.
"I'm using this travel site to map out a trip to the land of Everything's Deep Fat Fried."
'I'd say that was just the thing to wear on a visit to an 80-year old uncle in Texas who's going to leave you five million dollars.'
"What? You've never been to Waffle House? I guess it is kind of a regional thing."
A Redneck Cupid with a shotgun about to fire open a Boy and Girl redneck couple.
The Redneck Shoppin' Buggy
"All of our menu items have a tobacco-juice base."
Cowboy spreading true grit on snow
"I have over a hundred words for 'grits.' "
A Redneck Christmas
Bed, Bath & Younder
I love Fried Green Tomatoes
Hey y'all.
'I'm learning to say Y'all and I like Grits.'
Diocese of South Carolina!
'It's no use Jim-Bob. Ever since I got that gap between my teeth fixed, I can't play the banjo!!
"I'd like to keep my gun on."
(Pickup trucks, whiskey, hangovers, wild women, what are these things....?)
Kelly's Kountry Kitchen: 'You call this Korned Beef & Kabbage!?'
'Git your hicks' on route 66.
Deep South: Dixie All Ya All Can Eat Buffet
The Mason Bee and the Mason-Dixon Bee.
'Cutting Mistletoe in the South'
Some Settling May Not Occur
"And from now on, Mrs. Chamberlain, I'd appreciate it if you didn't call me Skeeter. Try to call me Marvin."
Southern Cuisine Gifts Collection
Southern Cuisine Mugs
Explore our collection of southern cuisine-themed mugs—great for passionate food lovers who enjoy their favorite dishes with a smile.
Southern Cuisine Pillows
Discover our southern flavor pillows—bringing comfort and charm to any space, with a playful nod to hearty, soulful dishes.
Southern Cuisine Prints
Browse our prints celebrating southern cuisine—perfect for adding a humorous and warm touch to your kitchen or dining area.
Southern Cuisine T-Shirts
Check out our southern cuisine-inspired t-shirts—ideal for those who love to wear their kitchen pride or a good laugh about their favorite dishes.