Southern Cuisine Mugs

"Touch that and you're a dead man."

'Pigs feet, sir? 'ARE THEY PICKLED?'

Where 'Pulled Pork' comes from.

"I see a future that will involve a number of secret herbs and spices

"When your Scottish smoked salmon comes batter dipped and deep fried, you know you're in the South."

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

Last Chance For Reality

Deep in the Heart of Texas: The Cholesterol Kid.

"I'm using this travel site to map out a trip to the land of Everything's Deep Fat Fried."

'I'd say that was just the thing to wear on a visit to an 80-year old uncle in Texas who's going to leave you five million dollars.'

"What? You've never been to Waffle House? I guess it is kind of a regional thing."

A Redneck Cupid with a shotgun about to fire open a Boy and Girl redneck couple.

The Redneck Shoppin' Buggy

"All of our menu items have a tobacco-juice base."

Cowboy spreading true grit on snow

"I have over a hundred words for 'grits.' "

A Redneck Christmas

Bed, Bath & Younder

I love Fried Green Tomatoes

Hey y'all.

'I'm learning to say Y'all and I like Grits.'

Diocese of South Carolina!

'It's no use Jim-Bob. Ever since I got that gap between my teeth fixed, I can't play the banjo!!

"I'd like to keep my gun on."

(Pickup trucks, whiskey, hangovers, wild women, what are these things....?)

Kelly's Kountry Kitchen: 'You call this Korned Beef & Kabbage!?'

'Git your hicks' on route 66.

Deep South: Dixie All Ya All Can Eat Buffet

The Mason Bee and the Mason-Dixon Bee.

'Cutting Mistletoe in the South'

Some Settling May Not Occur

"And from now on, Mrs. Chamberlain, I'd appreciate it if you didn't call me Skeeter. Try to call me Marvin."