Southern Cooking Prints

"I'm using this travel site to map out a trip to the land of Everything's Deep Fat Fried."

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

Last Chance For Reality

Deep in the Heart of Texas: The Cholesterol Kid.

'Pigs feet, sir? 'ARE THEY PICKLED?'

"Touch that and you're a dead man."

'I'd say that was just the thing to wear on a visit to an 80-year old uncle in Texas who's going to leave you five million dollars.'

"What? You've never been to Waffle House? I guess it is kind of a regional thing."

A Redneck Cupid with a shotgun about to fire open a Boy and Girl redneck couple.

"This here is a little number I wrote when I recovered a repressed memory."

Where 'Pulled Pork' comes from.

"I'm going to get my old dog, get an old pickup, a double-barrelled shotgun, get my old pink cotton print dress, and get back on Route 66!"

'Every traditional country kitchen needs an aga like this... It's perfect for keeping the microwave in.'

Country Music Awards

"When your Scottish smoked salmon comes batter dipped and deep fried, you know you're in the South."

"All of our menu items have a tobacco-juice base."

A Redneck Christmas

Bed, Bath & Younder

"I have over a hundred words for 'grits.' "

Cowboy spreading true grit on snow

Hey y'all.

'I'm learning to say Y'all and I like Grits.'

Diocese of South Carolina!

I love Fried Green Tomatoes

'It's no use Jim-Bob. Ever since I got that gap between my teeth fixed, I can't play the banjo!!

"I see a future that will involve a number of secret herbs and spices

Redheaded Step-Twins.

(Pickup trucks, whiskey, hangovers, wild women, what are these things....?)

Deep South: Dixie All Ya All Can Eat Buffet

'Cutting Mistletoe in the South'

"And from now on, Mrs. Chamberlain, I'd appreciate it if you didn't call me Skeeter. Try to call me Marvin."