Southern Cuisine Devotee Prints

"Touch that and you're a dead man."

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

Truman Capote

Last Chance For Reality

Deep in the Heart of Texas: The Cholesterol Kid.

'Pigs feet, sir? 'ARE THEY PICKLED?'

"I'm using this travel site to map out a trip to the land of Everything's Deep Fat Fried."

'I'd say that was just the thing to wear on a visit to an 80-year old uncle in Texas who's going to leave you five million dollars.'

"What? You've never been to Waffle House? I guess it is kind of a regional thing."

A Redneck Cupid with a shotgun about to fire open a Boy and Girl redneck couple.

Where 'Pulled Pork' comes from.

"When your Scottish smoked salmon comes batter dipped and deep fried, you know you're in the South."

"All of our menu items have a tobacco-juice base."

"I have over a hundred words for 'grits.' "

I love Fried Green Tomatoes

Cowboy spreading true grit on snow

A Redneck Christmas

Bed, Bath & Younder

Hey y'all.

'Where's the nearest bar?' 'Oh, they's been hibernatin' fer weeks!'

'It's no use Jim-Bob. Ever since I got that gap between my teeth fixed, I can't play the banjo!!

Southern Trucking Company: We Haul You All.

"I see a future that will involve a number of secret herbs and spices

(Pickup trucks, whiskey, hangovers, wild women, what are these things....?)

'Git your hicks' on route 66.

"You know what I'm sick of? Soul food."

"Anyone home?"

Deep South: Dixie All Ya All Can Eat Buffet

Some Settling May Not Occur

'Cutting Mistletoe in the South'

"And from now on, Mrs. Chamberlain, I'd appreciate it if you didn't call me Skeeter. Try to call me Marvin."